Category: Living Abroad

Expat Life: Burglary

1/25/2019

You’d think getting burglarized in Paris would be glamorous, right? Or maybe it would be funny, like the policeman would be Inspector Clouseau? Nope. Getting burglarized in Paris is pretty much like getting burglarized anywhere else--a pain in the derrière.

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What Could Make You Throw a Brick?

12/15/2018

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If you can’t think of anything, may I gently suggest that you have always felt

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What would it take? What could make you throw a brick or rush a fence? What could make you do something illegal?

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Yvonne Explains France

12/6/2018

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Am I qualified to explain recent current events in France to you, my loyal readers? Absolutely not. But I am your boots-on-the-ground friend in Paris, so I’ll tell you what I’ve seen.

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There Are No Panty Lines in Paris and I Know Why

11/7/2018

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I moved to Paris last year. It is beautiful. The architecture is beautiful. The people are beautiful. Most of them have enviable figures and wardrobes. They stalk the pavement in front of those lovely buildings like it was a catwalk.

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Attention: Book Nerds

10/19/2018

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If you need me, I’ll be in the Bibliothèque nationale de France.

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How to Use the Paris Metro

9/7/2018

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Using the Paris Metro is easy, fast, and cheap, but it’s also in Paris and that means things don’t always work like you think they should. Let me help you out.

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Making Expat Friends is Like Polygamous Dating

7/1/2018

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I’m an introvert, and meeting people and making friends is not easy. When we moved to Paris, I knew I’d have to leave my comfort zone or my only friend would be Netflix. But I did it, and so can you.

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Date Night Just Got Better

4/17/2018

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Sinfonietta Paris is a Paris chamber music organization that sponsors a series called Music by the Glass. It features intimate concerts in lovely concert halls and private homes throughout the city. The concerts last about one hour so you won’t be overwhelmed, and after the concert there are wine and snacks, included in the ticket price. You can meet the performers and mingle with the audience.

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Codependent No More! Your Move, Paris

3/10/2018

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I was so proud of myself. I had figured out how to live in Paris and be treated humanely, talking to the locals and getting pretty good customer service. French classes were going well. Clerks and waiters had begun addressing me in French instead of English, which means I no longer look like a tourist, and I blended in with the other Parisien ladies with my dark colors and my lofty RBF. I hadn’t been given the stink-eye in months. It took some work on my part, but Paris and I were getting along swimmingly.

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Paris in the Snow

2/17/2018

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When it snowed in Paris this February, everybody was shocked.

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